stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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