Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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