i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I have already put on my inside pants.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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