i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
This baby is an asshole
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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