i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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