a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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