awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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