I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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