ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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