carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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