We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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