Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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