You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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