They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
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go home
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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