i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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