I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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