i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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