I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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