you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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