u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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