Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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