Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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