Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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