These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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