hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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