Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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