Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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