Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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