the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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