So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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