these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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