ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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