Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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