i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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