question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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