if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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