Say something about gay babies.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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