she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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