And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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