nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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