So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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