Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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