does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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