So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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