I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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