you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
please don't ironically join a cult
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