So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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