Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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