It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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