I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize