he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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