Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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