I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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