those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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