Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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