I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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