Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
